Dirty Blonde

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Yes, I am a boring pervert.

It looks like I got tagged by Babyjewels. That's great because yet again I have nothing to write about .

10 Years Ago: I was living in my hometown of Gatlinburg, Tennessee. And you wondered why I like southern rock. For the record, I hate country music....most of it anyway. I had just broken off engagement number two with alcoholic number two. Yeah, I can pick em'. Don't worry. I'm older and wiser. Summers meant lakehouse parties. Winters meant snowskiing and seeing what type of havoc we could start on the slopes. I fell off from the ski-lift twice....not fun! I just turned 21 a few months prior so basically I was abusing my newfound legality. Bars, clubs, shaking my ass all night. It was a beautiful thing.
5 Years Ago: I was still living in Gatlinburg. I was the assistant manager of a hotel on the strip. If you haven't heard of Gatlinburg, let me enlighten you. It's a small town that can only be described as a tourist-trap. The surroundings are beautiful. The town is situated in a valley between the Great Smokey Mtns. The only problem with the area is that there isn't much to do. Technically, it was a dry county but each city had it's own set of by-laws. Gatlinburg was the only city in the county that could sell liquor, hence the only city with bars. That was great for me except for the fact that last call started at 12:30AM. You had to be out of the bar by 1:00AM. I did much of nothing this year. I worked. I played. I had a good time.
1 Year Ago: I had already moved to South Florida/Satan's Cesspool. I was working at ******* Bank as a Personal Banking Specialist. Basically, I opened accounts, did loans, and helped the oldest most miserable fuckers that I've ever seen in my life. I know that we should respect the elderly but you try it when they come in smelling like piss and shit (I wish I was joking) screaming at you because they can't balance their checkbook. Glad I'm not doing that job anymore. Now, I live in what can only be described as Alcohol County. You want to drink? You got it. You want a bar? You got it. Don't want to go home? There's a place a few blocks down that doesn't close until 8:00AM. I must admit, it is nice having everything within a five mile radius of my house.
Yesterday: Here's where I'll bore the hell out of you. I went to work then I went to the gym. That's all folks.
5 Snacks I Enjoy: This may sound strange but these are snacks to me.
1- spinach artichoke dip and chips with sour cream and salsa
2-carrots...I can eat an entire bag in one sitting
3-apples, oranges, grapes...basically any type of fruit
4-pasta salad
5-M&M's...gotta have my chocolate fix. They say if you eat enough chocolate it will give you a type of euphoria similar to sex. I haven't reached it yet but I'm still working on it.
5 Songs I Know All The Words To: You know I'm gonna link these bitches. I wanted to have a little variety this time.
Godsmack- Voodoo
Disturbed- Prayer
Foreigner- I wanna know what love is
Lee Ann Womack- I hope you dance
Usher- Yeah
5 Things I Would Do With $100 Million: I would like to say that I would give most to charity but let's be realistic. I'm a greedy bitch. I'm not saying that I would give some to charity. I just wouldn't give to large organizations. They always give me the impression that someone is getting their pockets lined. The first thing I would do when I got the check would be to tell my job to FUCK OFF! Everything after that would be gravy.
5 Places I Would Run Away To: I don't know if I would really want to run away but I do want to travel Europe. I want to ride in a gondola in Venice. I want to see Stonehenge. I want to see the Aztec ruins.
5 Things I Would Never Wear:
Purple, I hate this color for some reason and refuse to wear it.
Granny panties....I'm reaching here
sparkley/glittery clothing
Foundation on my face....I hate how it feels.
Banana clip....Anybody remember these?
5 Favorite TV Shows: I'm skipping this one. I don't watch the idiot box.
5 Biggest Joys:
SEX...You had to know that was coming
ORAL SEX...Ditto
The feeling of an adrelaline rush.
Music
Dancing
5 Favorite Toys: Oh, do I have five? I have a black one, a pink one, one that lights up....Sometimes I really can't help myself.
Twin #1
Twin#2- If you know me you know what I'm talking about
IPod Mini...My best friend at the gym.
Computer
Cell phone that takes pictures....You can get some good shots with one of those.

I'm finally done. I don't plan on tagging anyone but please feel free to steal this.

Posted by drunkbh :: 9:55:00 PM :: 17 comments