Tuesday, August 23, 2005
I think I have ADD
This is probably not the best time to be blogging. There are certain things that I haven't gotten out of my system and everyting seems to be coming to a head...literally. I really should've went out last weekend. Now I must wait until Friday. Needless to say, I've got some seriously wicked ideas for this weekend. I have way too much pent up energy to be around the general public.
Example #1- I told our manager that I had an idea for this Halloween. We get to dress up every year. Woo-Hoo. I'm still a child inside. Anyways, I told him that this year we should do a Pimps & Hoes Ball. I kinda like to see how many shades of red I can make his face change.
Example#2- While in the restroom a co-manager tells me she needs help with something. I could've just let it go but something inside me wouldn't. So, I said "Baby, I know it's been a while but I don't have the right equipment for you but I will buy you a vibrator."
Example #3- We got a branch-wide e-mail asking us for our address and phone numbers so they could update their records. Here was my response.
Name: Drunk Bitch...I did put my real name but I'm not gonna here
Address: 6969 Blow Hard Way
Headville, FL 06969
Home Phone: 696-969-6969
Cell: 696-969-6969
Birthday: None Ya Damn Buisness
Example #4- My shirts were finally delivered today. Yes, I had them delivered to my work. As soon as I got them, I had to show them off to everyone.
I'll Be using these to my advantage.I don't think that there's any explanation needed for that one.
You must be this long to ride.
In case you were wondering, it measures 8 inches. This is definatly my favorite one. If you don't get it, think about it a minute. It'll come to ya.
Song for the day:Burning Bright
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You must be this long to ride.