I like your pants around your feet- depends on what you're gonna do about it
And I like the dirt that's on your knees- can anyone say blowjob?
And I like the way you still say please- never gonna happen
While you're looking up at me- again, blowjob
You're like my favorite damn disease- Can you have a favorite disease? I pick the clap
And I love the places that we go- concerts
And I love the people that you know- that's cuz my friends rock!
And I love the way you can't say no- again, blowjob. BTW, I can say no
Too many long lines in a row - cocaine?
I love the powder on your nose - confirmed...it is cocaine
And now I know who you are- that's right, I'm the one on my knees
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out- I'm sorry you couldn't get hard
(Now I did, you wonder why)- why? you finally got hard...no, don't wonder
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out - viagra might help
(Now I did, you wonder why)
I like the freckles on your chest- do you mean nipples?
And I like the way you like me best - men have such inflated egos
And I like the way you're not impressed- small penis maybe?
While you put me to the test- did he pass? guess not...small penis that wouldn't get hard
I like the white stains on your dress- condoms anyone?
And I love the way you pass the check- I'm not cheap damn it!
And I love the good times that you wreck- can't help it if you couldn't get hard
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck- been there, done that
I love my hands around your neck- I can think of better places for you to put your hands
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out
