Dirty Blonde

Thursday, April 20, 2006

April 20th

It's 4/20.... Damn that sounds good. Too bad I didn't smoke today. If you have one, light it for me. I don't wanna smoke alone.

Let's see......

Update....
The bank failed the audit. One of the managers got fired because of it....kinda. One of my friends got fired. I've had to put 7 of my 13 tellers on some type of probation. Yep....WORK SUCKS BALLS!!!

I do have some good news. I scored PIT tickets to Ozzfest. I can no longer curse Ticketmaster. Now, I can't decide if I want t sell them and make $1000.00 or get in that fuckin' crazy pit. That will depend on who the last Headliner is when it's finally announced (May 23rd.) Their version of headliner might be a little different than mine. I'm guessing it will be one of 3 groups....Avenged Sevenfold, Velvet Revolver (new album coming out) or Godsmack (new album coming out.) Anyone who knows me knows that if it's Godsmack I wouldn't sell the tickets for any amount of money.

Interesting news.....
I got molested last Saturday by some chick on the dancefloor. It was an interesting night. We should have chrged admission to see that shit.

Funny news......
Somebody gave a teller money with shit on it in our drive thru. Yes, it had actual excrement on it.....Still wet. My question was how the hell did they get shit on the money. We had to ship the money to the Fed as mutilated. This took a pair of rubber gloves and a lot of Purell. The teller is still tramatized from it. What a pussy!

That's all I got. I'm going out this Saturday. Hopefully, I'll get molested again.

Posted by drunkbh :: 10:53:00 PM :: 20 comments