Dirty Blonde

Friday, November 18, 2005

CheeseTrust Bank

I'm going to start a series. Okay, not really a series but I have some seriously wicked e-mails going back and forth at the bank. There is a meaning behind the title. That will be explained in another post.

Managers meeting- Our branch manager had been calling way too many meetings. I decided to set up my own meeting. When they recieve this e-mail, they must either accept or decline the meeting. One of them actually did accept it. Also, the names have been changed to protect the innocent....... and me.

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-----Original Appointment-----
From: Me
Sent: Wednesday, November 09, 2005 12:13 PM
To: Mark; Desi; Mary; Terri
Subject: Changes to the team agreement
When: Wednesday, November 09, 2005 12:30 PM-1:30 PM (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada). Where: Cheetah(a local sleezy strip club)

We are going to discuss the dress code. From business attire to go-go shorts. We feel that this attire would bring in a new clientele that would be more profitable to the company and would make the work environment much more enjoyable. We have already decided where the girls will be taking deposits and where withdrawals will be given out.
We are also going to discuss rescheduling the picnic. Since you don't have a pool, we propose a new location. One of the managers here came up with the brilliant idea of having it at Hooters.

The only response I got from the branch manager was him walking out looking at me and saying "I quit!"

Posted by drunkbh :: 12:05:00 AM :: 9 comments