Monday, September 19, 2005

Spam, Part Deux

It seems that Amy loved my answers to her e-mail so much that she sent me another one. You really can't ask me these questions and expect to get a straight answer.

1. What time did you get up this morning? Right after your dad left.
2. Diamonds or Pearls? OOOOO...I love a pearl necklace
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I didn't get to watch it.
4. What is your favorite T. V. show? HBO Real Sex.... BTW the title is misleading. It is real but there's not much sex.
5. What did you have for breakfast? Your boyfriend. It was a little small but I like a light breakfast.
6. What is your middle name? Fuck Off
7. Favorite cuisine? Wieners
8. What foods do you dislike? Oysters
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? Never dated a Chip so I wouldn't know.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Whatever I burn.
11. What kind of car do you drive? Dumbass, you rode in it. No wonder you don't have a car.
12. Favorite sandwich? Anything, as long as it is at least a foot long
13. What characteristic do you despise? Small penises & small brains..unless it's attached to a large penis.
14. Favorite item of clothing? Thong
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Where do they have the pimps and hoes ball?
16. What color is your bathroom? Cream....must be from all the dried jizm on the walls.
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Whoever makes those vibrating underwear.
18. Where would you retire to? Tennessee DUH!
19. What was your most memorable birthday? I haven't remembered a birthday in 10 years. they tell me that I had fun though.
20. Favorite sport to watch? Sex, I thought I already answered this for you.
21. Furthest Place you are sending this? 6 feet away to your dumb ass.
22. Who do you least expect to send this back to you? I don't plan on sending this shit to anyone else. I do plan on posting it though.
23. Person you expect to send it back first? The cunt aka you.
24. Goal you have for yourself? Multiple orgasms nightly.
25. When is your birthday? Flag day...that's right. They put flags out every year for MY birthday. Na Na Na Na Boo Boo!
26. Are you a morning person or a night person? NIGHT, it's the best time to have sex
27. What is your shoe size? 6...that would be larger than your boyfriend's dick!
28. Pets: Your boyfriend and your father. They both agreed to that lastnight.
29. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? Yeah, the doctor called about your VD test. He said to come in ASAP and refrain from unprotected sex.
30. What did you want to be when you were little? A porn queen.
31. How are you today? Ask me later.
32. What is your favorite candy? chocolate covered NUTS
33. What is your favorite flower? pussy willow...technically this is not a flower but she didn't catch it.
34 What is a date on the calendar you are looking forward to? October 15 so I can raise some hell in Orlando.
35. Where is the furthest you have ever been from home? Here aka Satan's Cesspool.

Her only comment was "Nice goal."

The song of the day is from my favorite group.


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