Dirty Blonde

Monday, January 30, 2006

WTF????

How the hell do you skull fuck someone? I've been wondering this since someone said that would skull fuck any chick when they are drunk.

Favorite conversations of last week.

1- A co-worker was talking about the guy that she has recently been dating. We call him The Pharmacist. He works as a concierge in a hotel and drives a $60,000.00 car.

Her- The only problem is his dick.
Me- Really? Too small?
Her- No. He's not circumcised.
Me- Oh. What's the problem?
Her- Every time I hold it, I feel like I'm gonna pull the skin off. It just keeps going. It looks like a tube-worm.

2- We were discussing that someone really needs to get laid because they were way too tense but their boyfriend was holding out because he was pissed off at her. I told her to buy a vibrator if he doesn't want to take care of it. We then started discussing which to buy when another co-worker walked up.

Co-worker 1- What's up?
Co-worker 2- Do you own a toy?
Co-worker 1- EEEWWWWW NO!(with a disgusted look on her face)....2 seconds later.... Yeah but I don't like it. It's all ridged.

Posted by drunkbh :: 1:17:00 PM :: 27 comments