Dirty Blonde

Sunday, January 15, 2006

I never win.

Why can't I be #1 just once? I check out my stats today and the closest I came was #4.

Here's what people were looking for when they found me:

All chick no dick. I came in 4th on this one.
Everything girl. I came in 6th on this one.
Dirty pictures. I came in 9th here.
Dirty girl. I came in 7th..... I should have been much higher here.
Fucking ten years old girl. I came in 4th. I'm sorry I even made that one.
Snelching. I gave up looking for where I came in on this one but I would like to congratulate Danny for making 1st place here.

Yeah, I know it's stupid but this shit amuses the hell out of me. I need something to make me feel better. I think I'll listen to a little Chris Cornell. Damn, I love his voice.

Audioslave

Cochise

Posted by drunkbh :: 9:43:00 PM :: 14 comments