Dirty Blonde

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Back at last...

So it'e been a while since I last posted....more like 2 years but what the fuck. I see that half of my friends are long gone by now...again....what the fuck! Have I changed in 2 years? Absofuckinlutely! I left a very long relationship only to get into one that is questionable at best. I finally got a tattoo....and then another one. I still work at the bank which sucks balls even worse than before.

But on to the good stuff.....masturbation!!!!

I'm wondering how much is really too much. I would guess that most men do to more than most women. So you know...I'm not most women! But is there ever a point that it's just too much? I think there is. Here's a list for those of you that may not know when to stop killing kittens. (Every time you masturbate, you kill a kitten.)

1- If it's raw or god forbid bleeding you either need to stop or start using better lube. PUR is my personal preference. It works nice and has no irritants. FUCK KY!

2- If your shit is starting to look ashy....it's time to stop! This usually happens prior to getting raw.

3- If you can't get off without watching a porno. If you are at this point with a partner, get a fucking life!! Pornos are awesome to watch together but if you need it, you need to call Spankaholics Anonymous!

4- If you have pleasured yourself so much that you can't perform with the opposite sex. All I can say to this one is that if it's you then you are a complete fucking retard! Who the hell would pass up getting laid or chance not getting it to masturbate? I enjoy a joygasmic release just like the rest of you but there's not a chance in hell that I would wear the kitty out when I think I may be getting laid.

Okay I'm done. I felt the need to rant as usual and hopefully I will be back soon. Peace out fuckers!

Posted by drunkbh :: 5:22:00 PM :: 5 comments