Friday, October 21, 2005
Bitching and a promise
I have to bitch a little bit. I've been complaining about this for a week now so why not put it on my blog? I
hate public restrooms. I mean I really fucking hate them. I was in restroom hell the entire trip down to Orlando and back.
Reasons- They are disgusting.... Piss and shit everywhere. No one washes their hands. Eeewwwww!
- Toilets that flush automatically. You walk in and start to squat(no sitting on those nasty bitches) and the fucker flushes. After you're done you stand up and it doesn't flush. You wave your hand in front of it and it still doesn't flush. You pretend to sit down and stand up about twenty times and it still doesn't flush. Finally, you must touch the little button in order to flush it. They place this button on the back of the toilet directly in the middle.... Impossible to flush with your foot therefore breaking rule #1 of public restrooms (don't touch anything).
- Automatic sinks. These are almost as bad as automatic toilets. You put your hands under about 10 different faucets before one actually works. Then ,as you are lathering, the fucking water stops. You wave you hand up and down in front of the sensor to no avail. So, you must search again for a faucet that works. When you find one that works, you must hold your hands just so otherwise it will cut off again.
- I do have one good thing to say about public restrooms.... Automatic paper towel dispensers. I haven't had one malfunction yet and I don't have to touch anything. Hell yeah!
On to my promise. I promised someone today that I would do an audiopost. After two tries, it finally worked. For some reason, it posted below this one. Fuck it. At least it worked.
Posted by drunkbh ::
12:37:00 PM ::
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