Monday, October 17, 2005
The Birds & the Bees & 28 STDs
I am on the recovery. HHN was ummm...... interesting. Does anyone know the meaning of cluster-fuck? They had big guys running around with chainsaws cranking those bitches at everyone. There were people in masks jumping out and scaring everyone. I couldn't help but laugh when they tried to scare me. I got over my fear of ghosts and goblins a long time ago....except for the monster under the bed. Basically, HHN is a big park filled over capacity with half of the people shit-faced drunk. I won't go into details about everything that happened but I'll give a few highlights.
- We accomplished all of our goals.
- I got a henna tattoo on my stomach. It's confirmed. A real one shall follow soon. I love it!
- I spent 2 hours last night getting the tangles out of my hair from the night before.
- The rides are much better at night especially when you are drunk.
- I learned an entire new meaning for the term "Sit & spin."
- Bob Evans sucks ass!
- I can fall asleep mid-conversation.
- It is possible to drink for 12 hours straight and not vomit. I'm not sure how we did it.
- My friends seem to think that it's odd that I bring my own soap & shampoo to a hotel. I'm not using the shit they provide.
- I fullfilled my obligation on the challenge. We just have to see if the pics turn out.
Here's a little story that happened this weekend.
Fourth Date
- Gas money to Orlando= $30.00
- 2 tickets to HHN= $120.00
- Hotel room= $60.00
- Diner= $120.00
- Wine= $50.00
- Spending $380.00 on the 4th date & not getting any pussy= Priceless
If you're wondering what the title means, it was a billboard that I was on the way home. It amused the hell out of me.
FYI- The Cowboys beat the Giants last night. The Bucs beat the shit out of the Dolphins. Today is gonna be a fun day at work.
Song of the day
Trapt
Headstrong
Posted by drunkbh ::
7:39:00 AM ::
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